Your friendly neighborhood spider-nerd is also your friendly neighborhood

Voice Actor and Narrator

Your friendly neighborhood spider-nerd is also your friendly neighborhood

Voice Actor and Narrator

About me

Voiceover and Narration

I am a slew of characters trapped inside a nerd trapped inside a man's body. I began narrating audiobooks in 2012, after a lifetime of nerdry and performing. With a repertoire of distinct voices at my command, I bring stories to life with care via depth and realism. My narration style is marked by my natural articulation and clear enunciation. More importantly, I strive to be captivating. In fiction, I employ dramatic narration and dialogue that draws listeners in and keeps them engaged from start to finish; with non-fiction, I bring the correct tone and energy to the read whether it's historical, biographical, scientific, self-help. Each fiction project presents a new opportunity to transport audiences into the world of the story, and I approach each with enthusiasm and dedication. Whether it's a thrilling mystery, a steamy romance, or an epic fantasy, I'm committed to delivering an unforgettable listening experience. With a passion for storytelling, a love for character voices, and a knack for creating immersive worlds through sound, I look forward to working with you on a journey through the awesome world of audiobooks

Fiction Sample

From "The Atlantropa Articles" by Cody Franklin, 2023

Fiction Sample

From "The Boy" by Marcus Malte, 2021

Non-fiction Sample

From "The Power of the Supreme Court" by Matt Beat, 2023

Non-fiction Sample

From "How to Consciously Design Your Ideal Future"

by Benjamin P. Hardy, 2016

eLearning Sample

Hiring Inc. Module on Mobile Movers

Audible Samples

Audible work, part 1

Thanks to the ironically-complex-because-it's-not-complex situation of "One L or two", I have not one but TWO Audible profiles.

Here is the link to my correctly-attributed work

Audible work, part 2

Audible work, part 1

The rest of my work for Audible will be found under my two-L profile, which happens to have MORE of my work attributed...

Commercial Demo

From the wonderfully wacky mind of Terry Daniel and his team at Universal Voice Talent

Radio Imaging Demo

Another banger from Universal Voice Talent, Rob Marley specifically

Reviews - Non-Fiction

How to Consciously Design Your Ideal Future

Sawyer Beckett's Guide for Tools Looking to Date My Daughter

Reviews - Fiction

Grasshopper Jungle (2014) review, AudioFile:

"Oh, the complications of being a teenager! Falling in love with your two best friends, one female, one male, then accidentally unleashing a plague that causes the end of the world. Philip Church narrates Smith’s novel with blunt tones, presenting a Vonnegut-like tale with straightforward prose. It works perfectly. The outlandishness of people turning into giant, murderous praying mantises is somehow perfectly balanced by the painful honesty of the teenage heart. Church takes the short, declarative sentences and, by simply performing them with a rapid, matter-of-fact delivery, captures the quick wit and sly thoughtfulness of the novel. Although Church has great energy and charm, be warned: The story’s narrator swears like a sailor."